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Ducktor Quack has come out of the . . . ah . . .
wherever it is that ducks hide,
and has finally allowed his picture to be shown in public!!
Although the good Ducktor Quack finds anything with the word "shoot"
in it to be very distasteful,
he has consented to a photo session.
We will publish images of his photo shoot here for all to see.
When you visit Rainbow's End Resort, ask to have your picture taken with the good Ducktor, who really is a verifiable Quack!
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Ducktor Quack has been seen in political circles of late. He has been asked if he is left wing . . . |
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. . . or right wing. |
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He claims to be . . . |
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. . . a Middle of the Lake Duck! |
A New Arrival !!
| We received some packages from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources (DNR). Atop the boxes, was Ducktor Quack's Domesticated Cousin Qwacker. | Cousin Qwacker is a farm duck. Wild ducks and farm ducks don't get along well together. | |
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we wondered if the DNR had sent him to us, perhaps because they didn't consider him a "natural resource". |
| The one thing we did quickly realize was that he came to us with a really big bill !! | ||
| Will the Good Ducktor Quack train Cousin Quacker in the ways of the Wild? | Or will Cousin Qwacker convert the Ducktor to the leisurely farm life? | From what I've heard, a farm duck's life may be pampered, but isn't all that "long". |
Tidbits, trivia, and pure drivel about matters that don't really matter.
Visit Duckworth Lane Brain Snippets (BS) for the Duck's views on politics and the environment.
Do you like the English language? Click here for some different views on words and their use.
A solution for global warming has been found. Click here to check it out!
The Quack's Wise Quacks are here!
Ducktor Quack was out surveying the Resort the other day
and came across this sad young lady, mourning over
a rather lengthy trench across the yard.
She said, "They buried my pet snake today.
It was an Anaconda. It really loved the water,
and especially the swimmers!"
The good Ducktor made haste to fly away from such tomfoolery,
and check to see that everything was all right with his family.